TRASHFUTURE

Cold Chicken Milkshake ft. Dimitri Bakanov

James done dropped the psuedonym and is just going by his Real Christian Name, Riley, from now on (still @raaleh on twitter). Send me nudes rendered entirely in roses to show your gratitude.

Milo (@milo_edwards) and Riley (TRIUMPHANTLY HIS OWN NAME) are joined by Dmitri Bakanov (@dimitribakanov) to talk about a kitchen gadget so expensive you won't be able to afford food, sandwiches that get more expensive at lunchtime because... efficiency I guess... and a hip new restaurant that is Definitely Not Going To Give You E. Coli For Sure.

Thanks, late stage capitalism.

But like, also follow us on twitter.

The Maze Swimmer (ft. Ahir Shah)

James (twitter @raaleh) and Milo (ig @milo_edwards) are back, joined by Ahir Shah (@AhirShah) in James' girlfriends front room to talk about probably the dumbest invention yet, having sex with c3P0, KFC hype, and the brief but storied reggae career of Stephen Seagal. 

Ahir has a Very Fun And Good show in Edinburgh all August that we forgot to talk about because by the end of the show I had sweated through all my clothes. It's called Control, and it's at the Laughing Horse @ Cabaret Voltaire at 2 PM. Go see it, fools.

This episode was recorded on July 19th.

(Note the original version had misaligned audio - updated and fixed)

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a nerd with a messiah complex!

James (twitter @raaleh) Milo (insta @milo_edwards), and Charlie (twitter @cfppalmer), talk about the wave of megalomania among billionaires, introduce some new characters, and make a serious number of digressions that nearly pre empt us from doing much of our stated mission.

This one was remotely recorded in mid July because I was in Berlin for basically no reason.

We talk dumb hygiene equipment, neofeudalism, and other fun things.

Amazon Prime Day Got Too Commercial

Comedians James (twitter @raaleh), Milo (insta @milo_edwards), and Charlie (#online on twitter @cfppalmer) assert that they are, collectively, so two thousand and eight, whereas capitalism is so two thousand and late (stage).

That joke was very laboured.

We recorded this episode in early July so like it wont be current.

Modernity sucks so we're gonna make fun of it. We talk about some dumb shit we saw recently, like:

CEO's sleeping "rough," a surprising tea maker, and our amazon prime day traditions.